May 2013
LETS GO TO HORSELAND YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH... →
0prah:
: fuckyeahcracker: fuckyeahcracker: Effects Of Thinking White People Are…
fuckyeahcracker:
fuckyeahcracker:
Effects Of Thinking White People Are “All Like That”:
Literally nothing other than white people having their feelings hurt on the internet
I’m not joking…
graceebooks:
we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
bennyslegs:
unfollowing someone who you thought was cool but turned out to be a massive cunt over time
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
itslevilosa:
sokkalogical:
seeing other artists ‘doodles’
i was just bored during class my ass.
tupacabra:
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
boku-no-poltergeist:
I hate how in the girl versions of harvest moon sometimes you propose to a guy and they go “wait! I want to be the one to propose!”. like fuck off dude I didn’t spend a whole year foraging for bamboo shoots and throwing ultimate curry at your face for you to steal my moment
colfersaurusrex:
I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
bluebeanze:
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker